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[bloodwit]

"Please leave a message, and I will be certain to get back to you as soon as reasonably possible."

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[coherer]

Yes.😇

Do you want me to sing happy birthday to you? I'll switch to audio hold on.

(now he's just teasing him)

[bloodwit]

[ he has NO written out. but you know what. two can play at this game (viren being marginally more mean-spirited in it), ]

Absolutely. Please, Jonas.

1/2

[coherer]

(...

switches on over to audio with a clearing of his throat. ahem-hem-hem.)

By the way, I was in church choir for, like, my entire childhood. And a-one, and a-two, and a–

2/2

[coherer]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Mister Presideeeeent–

(this is supposed to be an inside joke with himself, a husky stress put on that last word and all.)

Happ-y birthday to you.♪

[bloodwit]

I hadn't heard that variation of the song before, so that was more embarrassing than anticipated.

You've done enough.

[coherer]

(shuts off his audio on the beginnings of a laugh, getting back to his text.)

LOLLL, I bet you haven't.

You gonna go eat that cupcake now, or do I have to start singing again?

[bloodwit]

The cupcake will be eaten, in time.

Goodbye, Jonas.

[coherer]

cya later, Viren.🥳🥳🥳