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lord "dad of the year" viren ([personal profile] bloodwit) wrote2019-08-01 05:49 pm
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[personal profile] sparkstrikes 2019-12-08 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's... a very dramatic retelling of cable companies and homeowner associations and she has to wonder to herself what kind of person it was that told him all of this. Granted, they aren't entirely wrong – cable companies enjoy making anything difficult for their customers, and she's probably had some experience with them doing as much in the past.

But to say that they drain the lifeforce?

Lightning purses her lips together, holding in a laugh.]


Huh.

[She's on the fence about whether she should enlighten him or not.]

Sounds a lot like the motor companies back home. They're just as pushy, don't take no for an answer, and drain your lifeforce if you so much as try to say no to them.

[Yeah, not yet.]
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[personal profile] sparkstrikes 2019-12-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorta like those goblins around the marketplace.

[Yeah, she still has a bone or two to pick with them after her less than thrilling first day here. Time to compare them to some of the worst kinds of salespeople she's ever had the displeasure of meeting. Actually, it's hard to pick which is worse...

Anyway.]


You ever get the feeling of the life being sucked out of you as soon as someone walks into a room?
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[personal profile] sparkstrikes 2019-12-15 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure most of us do.

[Looking at you, Snow Villiers.

Well, he bought it, and while it's not entirely true, it's not like it's untrue, either... so she continues her explanation.]


It's like that, but worse. Not only do they suck the life out of the room, but they suck all your money from you, too. The worst kind of conmen. Willing to do the least amount of work for the biggest profit. Those are the guys you gotta watch out for.
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[personal profile] sparkstrikes 2019-12-19 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. They're efficient because they're tough to take down. Just gotta avoid them no matter what the cost.

[Trying to buy what is essentially a hoverbike from them was a chore, but it's one of the necessary evils in life. Can't live with them, can't live without them. The Guardian Corps needed a way to get around, and walking wasn't very efficient in a city as big as Bodhum.

Lightning finishes up her drink and sets her empty glass down on a tray carried by one of the men in suits as they walk by. She'd best end this before he asks further questions and she digs herself into an even deeper hole. Best to leave some of it a mystery...]


I should get going. Watch yourself out there...?

[Her question trails off as she realizes she never got a name among all of the evil corporation talk and the tail whipping.]
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[personal profile] sparkstrikes 2019-12-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Lightning just peers right back at him, silent even after he gives her the title. That sure is a mouthful. She's going to stick to calling him Viren. Nothing to be "Lord" of here, as far as she's concerned. Plus, it's way too floofy.]

Lightning.

[A beat, for dramatic effect.]

Farron.